"It wasn't just People magazine I started following when I met you." David had also channel-hopped to MTV and E! but once he and Bryan had gotten serious, Bryan became his full-time arts and culture news source instead.

"Say hi, Sawy," he encourages, never missing a moment to try and stimulate his progress. "Hi. Hi... We're waiting for his first word," he explains, glancing up at Bryan. "I'm hoping for something complex and intellectual but I'll be happy with anything as long as it's not 'Lady Gaga.'"