"Oh, God, please don't let any of those be his first," he says, covering one of Sawyer's ears in the hopes of keep out all references to Hooties and Blowfishes alike. Nobody wants that. Well, Bryan doesn't want that and that's enough.

"Hello." Bryan looks down at the dog. While still much larger than necessarily, it's much less intimidating when it isn't the first thing he sees after waking up and isn't trying to suffocate them in bed.