Legolas is and will always be Middle Earth's biggest badass in David's opinion, an opinion Bryan knows full well. On a normal day he wouldn't think twice about defending the elf's honor but today is anything but that.

"When we're back home, safe and sound, I'll show you," he promises distractedly, taking the last step up to the broadwalk. Everybody looks normal. Nobody is running around like a headless chicken like David is inside his head. They all just look as if they're going about a regular day. "Hopefully one of these has a cell phone we can borrow."